Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin...
...is the 494th pokemon, and she wants to pwn your pikachu.
...can squeeze rocks into other rocks. With her eyes.
...used her snowmobile to take Gary Gygax's magic dice to the vault at the Fortress of Solitude.
...fought Chuck Norris until the entire planet of Namek was destroyed.
...can talk to beavers.
...occasionally stops time to help Doctor Who fight the Daleks.
...wrestled Cthulhu to steal ellipses for this blog.
...has tiny Magic 8-Balls behind her pupils.
Magic 8-Balls say...
The Daily Show dynamic might be in for a major backfire. There's a pretty huge swath of young democrats that have been trained to align their politics with their sense of humor. Many of those same people would happily follow Chuck Norris into the sun.
Absurdism has become an actual cultural force. As it should be. I, for one, couldn't be happier.
[This blog entry is a forgery created by three different Andy Warhols.]
LONG LIVE THE BROTHERHOOD OF DADA
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